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    How to Obtain a Medical Marijuana Card

    As a resident of California I have heard a lot of different things about medical marijuana such as who is eligible and how to go about obtaining medical marijuana if you are eligible.

    • Wed Aug 20 12:36 pm, 2008
    • views: 3051
    • from: Danko
    • category: medical

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dewayne

Mar 15 2010, 11:23 pm

gimme gimme gimme gimme that sticky bud! god damn were i get that card man. gotz to get me some a dat stinky shit. i say god damn!
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anonymous

Mar 10 2010, 1:39 pm

alright im kinda sick of hearing ppl say "they should have legalized medical marijuana just like cali" cali was like the fuckin 8th state to do it so they didnt start it... in 1998 washington oregon an alaska were tha first states to have official legal medical marijuana... so thank them not cali for following them lol an for the record washington bud is a million times better then any cali bud. an i can vouch from experience, so stop saying cali is the first to legalize it an they got tha best cuz they dont.. an anyone sayin the east coast has tha best.. east coast aint got shit for any drug haha
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SB183

Dec 27 2009, 5:31 pm

do you have to live in cali for a certain amount of time before you can qualify for medical weed
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weasle

Oct 20 2009, 3:47 pm

i need weed
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connecticut

Jul 10 2009, 11:55 pm

how can i get it in CT
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cx420ns

Oct 9 2008, 4:25 pm

good luck adam =p
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Michigan

Sep 1 2008, 2:07 pm

These comments only address availabilty in California. What about the rest of us? What about someone from out of state? Can we get a card? Do they accept medical insurance? Paid perscription?
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ttrauma

Aug 25 2008, 12:42 am

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misty rose

Aug 23 2008, 8:10 pm

For all the people who are still typing about how do I get one and all that BS, DUH!! This person, NORCALNINJA, posted the easiest way to get a card, all you have to do is get out of DUH I DON'T KNOW mode and pay attention to what you're reading: NORCALNINJA "Actually it is as easy as walking in and saying I have a bad back. All you need to do is go to the medical marijuana doctor in Colfax California Off highway 80 and you dont need any medical records. Myself and many of my friends are scripted and it is that easy,."
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Gypsy

Aug 21 2008, 4:34 am

I got my certificate, that's all you need unless you want a card to carry with you, if so then call the county health department in which you live.As for obtaining a certificate go to www.norml.com the page is self explanatory. Find a Doctor in your area, call and make an appointment. I suffer from chronic pain and feel very blessed that this alternative medicine is available.
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Kristie

Aug 20 2008, 10:28 pm

...That's it?...No details???....
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Beee eazy

Aug 20 2008, 7:34 pm

FUCK I NEED A DAM CARD!
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anonymous

Aug 20 2008, 7:18 pm

I support medical marijuana laws & being a current user myself find this informative. HOWEVER I personally find it sort of offensive that someone would post details about how to lie to your docter to get medical marijuana & also don't think it's wise to post the names of docters who would be willing to do this.
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Wow.

Aug 20 2008, 5:49 pm

If you dumbasses would read the whole article, it CLEARLY explains how to get a card.
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me

Aug 20 2008, 4:35 pm

yea see thats why it may never get legalized cause there are docs out there that just dont care it should not be that easy to get one, but dont get me wrong weed is great it has helped me geting through pain. But docs should not just be hading them out like its candy. As long as this is going on it will never be legalized.
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anonymous

Aug 20 2008, 4:01 pm

Wow, once again, I visited this page with the hope of some intelligent commentary. And, once again, I was denied this. Please people, just because we smoke marijuana does not mean any forum we post to has to be riddled with expletives. I am very disappointed. The article, good article. Lets unite and portray ourselves as educated people, not the stereotype that keeps this plant illegal.
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Norcalninja

Aug 20 2008, 3:55 pm

Actually it is as easy as walking in and saying I have a bad back. All you need to do is go to the medical marijuana doctor in Colfax California Off highway 80 and you dont need any medical records. Myself and many of my friends are scripted and it is that easy,.
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anonymous

Aug 20 2008, 3:45 pm

I live in California, and trust me its harder then you think. you have to have a medical history of something. you cant just say "I have trouble sleeping" or "my back hurts." you have to have gone to the doctor for it a bunch of times in the past. I have TMJ (jaw problems), and a medical history of it since i was 8. but its not as easy as all those people say. And they were very thorough before just handing it over.
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zad

Aug 20 2008, 3:23 pm

your a retard if you live in cali and dont know how to get your medcard. theyll fucking take any reason say you cant sleep, you have anxiety, or add or some bs they jus want their $150
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baes

Aug 20 2008, 3:08 pm

nice breakdown..... anyway i can get a list of acceptable illnesses? thanx high times!!!!!!!!!!
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beazelbud

Aug 20 2008, 3:03 pm

yes its easy to get a medical cannabis card. there are doctors out there that will sign anyone off for the money. BUT those doctors are not very dependable when you get busted and you need them in court. those doc's are called bye my lawyer anyway doc in the box. you may get a legit card but the doc's reputation can cause major problems with a jury. there are legit doc's out there and if you realy use this plant for medical need, then take the time to research a good reputable doc.---------beazelbud
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BioHazard

Aug 20 2008, 2:48 pm

i hear if obama becomes president he is gunna legalize the use of medical marijuana. there for other states will do the same as california!!! but thats just what ive heard idk how true it is
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Malacachafa

Aug 20 2008, 2:46 pm

Just go to the doctor , pay and you gonna haved....!!!! they don't ask for shit...!!!! $120 and your good to go....!!!!
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lynda

Aug 20 2008, 2:29 pm

What about michigan??
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Blah!

Aug 20 2008, 2:19 pm

Dang it! I dont live in California tho. :(
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sublime

Aug 20 2008, 1:27 pm

If you had a even one decaying smoke filled brain cell left, you would know to click on the title to read the article. JK :)
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stoopidlsr

Aug 20 2008, 1:24 pm

You guys are stupid in California you can get medical marijauna for things as simple as depression, anxiety disorder, and many other things.
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momo420

Aug 20 2008, 1:24 pm

why would you post that up if your nto gonna tell us how to get one!! your making everyones hopes all high and then squashing themjerk.lol
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Jordan G

Aug 20 2008, 1:22 pm

yes i would like to know how to obtain one
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anonymous

Aug 20 2008, 1:17 pm

hell yea i agree with dan...how do we get the fucking card!?!?!?
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anonymous

Aug 20 2008, 1:16 pm

why the fuck would you even post this theres other kinds of pain out there you just mindfucked me
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Jordan

Aug 20 2008, 1:13 pm

Hey dan he did tell you maybe you should read a little deeper,
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eeyore

Aug 20 2008, 1:04 pm

Really I wouldn't wish anyone to be eligable,why? I don't want people to be like me, with orthopedic complaints head to toe, living in constant pain and suffering muscle spasm that only the herb can stop. Worse you could have cancer and it's prescribed to fight the nausia that cemotherapy brings or have AIDs and the herb is all that keeps you from wasting away. Marijuana is prescribed to MS victims and Lupus victims and niether condition would I wish on even my ex wife. Yes there are doctors in every location that only want money to give you a card, but if the doctor honestly assesses your condition and you qualify your in a world of hurt
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dan

Aug 20 2008, 1:01 pm

well why dont you fuckin tell us how to get one instead ohh i know how to get one??
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